~NatCanNotDraw

1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?

both

2. Think of the last time you were angry. Why were you angry?

my older sister punched me in the arm and now I have a bruise that looks like a turtle
3. You will die in three minutes. Who would u call?

amber- because she would say something funny
laura- because she would make me feel better
aubry- because she would go ballistic

4. You have three months to live:

(1) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die?
not everyone, only the people i care about

(2) What do you do with your remaining days?

have sex, drink, do drugs, get tattoos, because then the long term effects wouldn't matter
(3) Would you be afraid?

hell yeah

5. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love?

trust

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. Do you save the dog?

i wouldn't be late to work in the first place because I hate being late for anything
7. You are unfaithful to your spouse/significant other. Do you tell him/her?

yeah

8. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you do it?

the last person i knew that died had memory problems so another hour of life wouldn't help at all

9. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

uhhhhh..... i dk, i think im boring sometimes and many peopel would agree
10. Does sex=love?

i think love=sex

11. Your boss tells your co-worker that they have to be let go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your co-worker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company?

no, because I almost lost my job saving the dog
12. When and how was the last time you told someone how you felt?

few minutes ago
13. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?

telling someone i don't love them back
14. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up?

food

15. Romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?

uhhhhhh....... a certain teacher told michael's brother that I liked him and then michael found out. so that might count

16. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you have "no regrets" what would you change?

telling amber about rachel and the gameboy (still very sorry ray)

17. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?

my dog, she will bite someone on command if i told her too

18. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?

it depends if CPR would help them, or if they have stinky breath, or if they had dirt on their mouth
19. You are holding onto your grandmother's dying hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other which one would it be?

both

20. Are you old fashioned?

not really

21. If you could do anything OR wish anything, what would it be?

hmmmmmmm........ that we win the cosplay contest
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Dear- your partners name- (if you're single, write John)

I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realized it __2__ __3__, and I saw you __4__ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
Im sending back __8__, but I'm keeping __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__ /-your name-


1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes doesn't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister


2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
mars- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out


5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- the cookiemonster
blue- my aloe vera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Catman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - man
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bitten

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
Depressed- That I have changed sex
excited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
Worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
Huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades


10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
lemonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck youself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your enternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me.

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Dear Michael, (he's not my bf but the last person I liked)

I don't know how to say this, but i'm in love with your brother
I think I realized it when i was high on sesasme seed with mr. and mrs. bush, and I saw you sit on my aloe vera plant. I'm sure you're frost-bitten enough to understand that the garbage man turns me on. I'm sending back your ring, but I'm keeping your suicide note as a memory.You should know that I am making a movie about your embarassing rashes.
go to hell, Nat

haha michael, I love chris and the garbage man

rules:
~name 10 random friends here on DA without looking at the questions. then answer the questions honestly using the beginning phrase: what would you do if:

~tag five people

~notify people on their DevPage if they have been tagged
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10. (stupid madhorse5 because I can't think of anyone else)


what would you do if:

1) number 5 royally pissed you off?
be mad and then be friends again

2) number 10 said they were in love with you?
DIE MADHORSE5!!!!!!!

3) number 3 came out of the closet?
she already has

4) number 6 was turned into a cat?
rosalie's dream come true

5) number 2 stole your favorite plushie?
Kill liz

6) number 1 ran over your cat?
i don't have a cat

7) number 4 proved to you that he/she had psychic powers?
aubry has already proved that to us

8) number 7 snorted a popcorn kernel?
laugh hysterically

9) number 8 ate a live spider?
freak out

10) number 9 kissed you?
AAAAHHHHH!!!
not amber!!!!!

11) number 5 gave you a rose?
say thankyou and give her a hug

12) number 10 tore your favorite shirt?
why is madhorse5 in my room??????.

13) if you found out number 3 was a mermaid?
freaky.....

14) if you found out number 6 was an undercover FBI agent?
i wouldn't be surprised

15) if number 2 proved to you that Death Note was real?
yay!!!!
mrs. jenson will die from poisenous food from the hood dressing!!!!!
and boutyleer will go emo and kill herself!!!!!

16) if number 1 tried to sell you on a street corner?


17) if number 4 came on to you?
then all of my friends would be bi or gay

18) if number 7 fed you cat food and told you it was "pate"?
??????

19) if you were stranded with number 8?
that would be strange

20) if number 9 flushed your pet fish?
i don't have a fish